Ooopen Letter to:
sStar nose mole brain mappers,
Dear Gobb of placental dru dru,
I agree that the spade like hands of this peculiar mammal does not represent a great deal of neuronal territory. I just wanted to voice in this open letter my disdain for the overly polemical tone of a recent sneaky shit article published in Newton’s Bathtub. Why are the other moles of the world considered so ‘special ed’ when it comes to their evolutionarily hard won permutations over the years? I love the star nosed mole like my own sister, but i won’t turn away and pour myself a drink while others take a dump on the rest of our worlds moles.
Doffing something,
Domenic Maltempi