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 It turns out that the secret is tension….simple, not so simple

PM DAWN SKETCH               Featuring the music of PM dawn…  Two men with butterfly nets walk into a local pizzeria that appears to be doubling as some sort of game show set.  Friends try to guess their friends favorite or most played song within the last month.  Each friend has a slice of pizza…

“Don’t dress like a ‘dude’ or a ‘swell’; nor carry a little poodle dog (a man’s glory is his strength and manliness–not in aping silly girls), nor cock your hat on one side, nor tip it back on your head (let it sit straight and square), nor wear anything conspicuous or that will make you…

        Great fleas have little fleas upon their backs to bite ‘em,     and little fleas have lesser fleas, and so ad infinitum      And the great fleas themselves, in turn , have greater fleas to go on; while these again have greater still, and greater still, and so on                 

Ever have a dream of your old philosophy professor? I did, and not the one where he’s on a mountain bike and your on a four speed bike with stolen food from the supermarket in a Swiss knapsack that’s supposed to be camouflaged, but it’s not, unless you’re in a psychedelic berry processing continent.  These…

    I get pissing anxiety, and not just in public places.  I have to create games for myself in order for my urination to be successful.  Now what do I mean by successful.  My urine will not need a post-doctorate degree or come to grips with a mutual fund that garners some immediate income but is…

she purples her nail with its blood, and squishes the argument