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What i like best about Evan’s termite joke was the dissapointment of not being dissapointed as you think you might have to be with it’s punchline=bar-tender….termite  says…where is it, licks chops….ecology of it’s guts

VI. So, all my bad luck today was because I had to see you. I bought a small coffin, because I reckoned that the one under the ground must have rotted long ago – I suddenly felt very happy. I was floating in the blissful haze that characterizes religious transcendence and the onset of alcohol…

  I always get stunned with sentences and facts like: “Hitler’s army marched on Moscow with many more horses than Napoleon’s….and finding out this is true  Every time other time I shave…I’m reminded that King C. Gillette was an unsuccessful novelist.  I try not to think of my own lack of success or lack of…

  We legally Screw 5-16-07 By Dom Maltempi                                                                                      i.                                                  I could see her in a dirty restaurant kitchen Thinking about Kinsey’s bug collection Before culling sexual histories of many men Specimens double-locked up in sliding steel draws  dipped in permanent juice                         She might as well be a woman…

Bush also offered a more limited definition of success in Iraq, characterizing it as “sectarian violence down.” He told the Associated General Contractors of America: “Success is not ‘no violence.’ There are parts of our own country that have got a certain level of violence to it. But success is a level of violence where…

I went to the zoo this past Sunday with my immediate family and good friends.  I had not been to the zoo in over a decade.  I have lost some critical intelligence since that time, but never mind that.  I was hung over but happy.  My friend Mike and I sat way in the back…