There will be a glueoff on Staten Island tonight. We are supposed to be gluing bridges made of balsam wood. Everyone is supposed to have a different glue product to use. I have this stuff called ‘Almost the best glue 2.’ No one has any idea if there was a one. I find Gorilla glue is effective, but is sarcastic glue that doesn’t want hold shit together when the heat is on. My shop teacher in seventh grade had a missing thumb. He was a short guy named Mr. Ephraim. If there was a human being that could turn into a pile of glue while sleeping inside, it was him. Enjoy the weekend.