One would think some fledging heavy metal star would write one of those spiked dirges about the plight of jobless Japanese cigarette smokers:
In the rural city of Mooka, 100 kilometres (60 miles) north of Tokyo, a 47-year-old jobless man was arrested on Sunday for trying to run away with two cartons from a supermarket.
The government has authorised Japan Tobacco (JT), which dominates the country’s cigarette market, to raise the prices of cigarettes by around 100 yen (1.2 dollars) per pack of 20.
The price of popular brand Mild Seven will rise from 300 yen to 410 yen per pack. Seven Stars will be sold at 440 yen, up from 300 yen.